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The Answer
$20.00

I will answer ONE open-ended question. Perfect for when you’ve given yourself decision paralysis or just need to feel like someone, somewhere, is steering the wheel.


The Familiar
$40.00

Our fur, feather, and scale friends share our lives with us. Ever wonder if they have anything to say to you? Cats, dogs, birds, horses, lizards, I’ve read for them all.

Maximum of five pets per reading. Not a substitute for veterinary care.

The Prophecy
$60.00

This is a proper sit-down reading — the kind where I spread the cards and give your situation the attention it deserves. Whether it’s love, work, or general existential flailing, I’ll dig deep into what the cards are trying to say, and ask a few questions of my own.