Welcome…
I’m Elspeth, an intuitive Lenormand card reader with a lifelong love for the mystical and unseen.
My path into divination began with the Old Wives Tales and folklore of my Appalachian roots and the fairy tales I’ve always loved.
I still call the Appalachian mountains home, along with my three sons and a very mischievous cat. I find magic in the everyday: stitching something thoughtful by hand, getting misty-eyed when I see a cute cat next to pretty flowers, and snapping photos of every wonderfully weird insect or mushroom I run across.
Why me?
I was born during a lightning storm that knocked out the power at the hospital and took a few seconds for the generators to kick on. The Romans would have lost their minds over that.
No one has ever called me intimidating.
I’m nosey enough to ask the cards the right questions so you get the info you want.
I’m not here to judge your choices or circumstances. I am here to help you figure out how to move forward when you’re ready, and also maybe see what your Baby Daddy is up to.
I am easily sucked into those vertical mobile Chinese dramas, so if anyone ever offers you 50 million of anything to leave their son or brother alone and you need help making that choice…Put me in Coach!
Life is complicated, people are complicated, and card readings don’t have to be. I can comfortably accommodate relationship readings for up to four people, regardless of gender identities.
I offer a FIVE DAY Grace Period following your reading for clarifying questions, because sometimes it takes a few days to process a large amount of information at once.
What is Lenormand?
If you’ve heard of Tarot, you’re already halfway there. If Tarot is your Cool Aunt, Lenormand is your cousin spilling family secrets after one White Claw too many.
The cards love to answer open-ended questions, so have yours ready! Not sure how to phrase your question? I can help with that! I usually tack on a few extra questions that I would want answers to if I were in your situation, and some really good extras that have helped other people in the past.
How it works…
Readings are done via Zoom during my available hours. Bring your questions! Lenormand differs from tarot in it’s specificity and ability to give practical answers to questions, so bring yours!
Due to the nature of Divination, I DO NOT PROVIDE REFUNDS. I am committed to providing a service that we both are happy with. I do not guarantee any outcomes and any decisions made are your own.
The Grace Period
I offer a Five-day Grace Period for questions. If you wake up in the middle of the night several days later with a “wait… what did she say about THIS?” moment, you can message me within five days of your reading. Clarifying questions are allowed. Additional card pulls will be an extra fee.
Pet Readings
“Does my horse have anything he wants to tell me?”
That question opened a door I never expected to walk through. A few years back, I didn’t imagine myself delivering the news of job interviews, sports outcomes, or gambling results, so I thought Why not? Let’s see if this horse DOES have anything he wants to tell you. And he sure did.
Since then, I’ve read for my own pets, friends’ pets, and also clients who wanted to know what their nearest and dearest have to say to them. The pet does not need to be present for the reading, but if you want to show them to me, I certainly won’t complain. All pets are the Best Pet.